1. Vince Neil was hospitalized this week because of a kidney stone. It's the best thing he's released in 20 years!
2. Kelly Osbourne was also admitted to the hospital this week after having a seizure. When her father, Ozzy, was reached for comment, doctors admitted him for a seizure too.
3. Computer hackers have stolen Michelle Obama's banking records and credit card information. I think Barack just found the first target for his new drones!
4. A judge in New York City has thrown out the mayor's ban on large sized soda. Charlies Sheen celebrated the victory by purchasing 20 ounces of Coke.
2. Kelly Osbourne was also admitted to the hospital this week after having a seizure. When her father, Ozzy, was reached for comment, doctors admitted him for a seizure too.
3. Computer hackers have stolen Michelle Obama's banking records and credit card information. I think Barack just found the first target for his new drones!
4. A judge in New York City has thrown out the mayor's ban on large sized soda. Charlies Sheen celebrated the victory by purchasing 20 ounces of Coke.