2. The Today Show's ratings are at an all-time low for the past 2 months. And it's been 2 months since NBC 10 fired me. Coincidence?
3. Two members of the boy band 'One Direction' say they may have caught chlamydia from a koala at a zoo in Australia. At least N'SYNC only banged underage girls.
4. Lindsay Lohan has been cast to play the role of Liz Taylor in a bio-pic. This will the be the first time someone invents a drinking game WHILE filming a movie.