A Chicago man was arrested at a movie theater for disrobing in front of a crowd of adults and children. Edward Brown was in a theater of people watching the new animated movie,'Alvin And The Chipmunks; Chipwrecked',  when he suddenly took off all his clothes and paraded in front of the audience.

Brown then returned to his seat and watched the movie, still nude. The police were quickly called to the North Riverside Park Mall's Classic Cinema where they evacuated the theater and and arrested Brown with no struggle. He was charged with sexual exploitation of a child and misdemeanor disorderly conduct. When asked why he did it, Brown said a woman had promised him sex and crack if he sat in the front row while naked. The alleged woman has not been located.

TOM: He was just showing off his nuts to the chipmunks!

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