Police arrested 33-year-old David Allen Canterbury -- Jedi-in-training -- after a shopper at the Jantzen Beach store called 9-1-1 to report Canterbury's evil use of the force around 9:50 p.m.
The caller told authorities that the man inside the store, later identified as Canterbury, was swinging the "Star Wars" toy at customers. When police approached Canterbury in the parking lot, they attempted to subdue the suspect using Tasers. Canterbury, however, continued to swing the light saber, knocking away one of the Taser wires with the toy weapon.
TOM: These are not the shoppers you're looking for.