1. I never realized Penn State was a Catholic School.

2. President Obama has cancelled his proposed tax on Christmas Trees. In response, Santa is reconsidering coal for the presidential stocking.

3. There are three things I like about Rick Perry; his poise, his grace, 
and his....   um....    his....    ah....    what is number three?

4. Washington Nationals catcher, Wilson Ramos has reportedly been kidnapped in his home country of Venezuela. How much to kidnap John Lackey?

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