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1. Millions of fans went to the theater to see the new Twilight movie this weekend. If you missed it, everyone in the movie dies at the end. Oops sorry.

2. Songwriter Paul Vance passed away. He's best known for his song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini". Guess how big his casket was...... eh, average.

3. Last night Taylor Swift won three American Music Awards. I don't want to say not one cares, but the only thing interrupting her acceptance speeches was yawns.

4. A woman who recently appeared on The People's Court has mysteriously disappeared. Sounds like a case for Criminal Minds!




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