1. I think I've got Bieber Fever!   Wait.... nope.... just my irritable bowel syndrome acting up.

2. Justin Bieber performed for a record crowd on the The Today Show this morning in New York City. He also knocked up Anne Curry....

3. I know it's Thanksgiving, but I thought CNN took a real risk last night by having so many turkeys and a wolf close together on one show.

4. Today is Snooki's birthday. She plans to spend it quietly with friends and family.... nah just kidding... she's going to get sloppy drunk, bang a random dude, and spend the night in detox. Happy Birthday!!

11/28/2011 11:22:19 am

I don't care what smart people say - there's no humor like obvious humor.

Tom Stewart
11/28/2011 04:45:47 pm

Hard to believe I get paid to tell jokes, huh? Thanks for the comment 'Arthur'....


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