1. According to rumors, Courtney Love is acting as Lindsey Lohan's sober coach. What, Charlie Sheen wasn't available?
2. Herman Cain has officially dropped out of the Republican Presidential race. However, he is still being guarded by the secret service to protect him from his wife!
3. Madonna has been selected as this year's Super Bowl halftime performer. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "PLEASE! No wardrobe malfunctions!!"
4. Donald Trump plans to moderate a Republican Presidential debate in late December. He will ask the questions, and his hair will ask follow-ups.
2. Herman Cain has officially dropped out of the Republican Presidential race. However, he is still being guarded by the secret service to protect him from his wife!
3. Madonna has been selected as this year's Super Bowl halftime performer. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "PLEASE! No wardrobe malfunctions!!"
4. Donald Trump plans to moderate a Republican Presidential debate in late December. He will ask the questions, and his hair will ask follow-ups.