2. Alec Baldwin was outraged when American Airlines kicked him off a plane for refusing to stop playing 'Words With Friends'. With his temper, I figured him to be more of an 'Angry Birds' player.
3. Astronomers have discovered and Earth-like planet that could possibly support life. I'd like to start a list of people we should send there: Rick Perry, Lindsay Lohan, The Kardashians, and the entire Jersey Shore cast.
4. Snooki of Jersey Shore has her own perfume on sale in time for the holidays. People say it smells like a mix of body bronzer, used condoms, and shame.