2. Lindsay Lohan was a no-show for her appearance on the Ellen Show yesterday. This may seem like no big deal, but in Hollywood that's considered a probation violation.
3. The NTSB has proposed a national law banning all mobile phone devices in vehicles. This way drivers can focus on more important things like, putting on make-up, drinking coffee, eating McDonald's, and tuning the radio.
4. Scientists say they are close to finally discovering the God Particle. Rick Perry is hoping they can produce enough to sprinkle on all the gays in America.