1. Kobe Bryant's wife has filed for divorce from the NBA superstar. Kim Kardashian has already invited him out to dinner.

2. Britney Spears got engaged to her boyfriend Jason Trawick over the weekend. Oh wait. Nevermind. They're already divorced.

3. Depsite the photos leaking on the internet, the Playboy Magazine featuring Lindsay Lohan has still achieved record sales. It must be the special scratch n sniff section.

4. North Korean leader Kim Jong Il died from a heart attack over the weekend. Somehow George W. Bush is trying to take partial credit for removing this dictator too.

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