1. With the sudden death of Kim Jong Il, no one is sure who will lead North Korea. In related news, Sarah Palin has just started a bus tour in Pyongyang.

2. Actress Debra Messing is getting a divorce after 10 years of marriage. She was already spotted moving her things back into Will Truman's apartment.

3. Taylor Swift's Covergirl ad for mascara has been banned because her eyelashes were photoshopped. In response, Kanye West interjected, "Beyonce has the best eyelashes of all-time!"

4. A recent study has shown that 92 out of 100 public diaper changing stations contain traces of cocaine. Drug dealers who sell to infants should be ashamed of themselves!

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