2. Lebron James got engaged to his high-school sweetheart over the holiday. At least one of them finally got a ring!
3. A man in China recently spent $16,000 in real money for a virtual sword to use in a video game. It will go nicely with his clock of vagina resistance!
4. Actress Salma Hayek was knighted in France over the weekend. Where are they going to find a suit of armor in size DD?!