2. The 3 Republican Candidates who stated God told them to run for president are all out of the race. I guess God was too busy helping Tim Tebow get into the playoffs.
3. Mattel plans to create Barbie dolls that look the Kardashian sisters. Finally my NBA figurines will be able to get some action!
4. Actress Sofia Vergara rushed to help a woman who collapsed outside a Las Vegas nightclub this week. She tried to give her mouth-to-mouth, but her boobs kept getting in the way!