1. Professional television Big Foot hunters were unsuccessful in searching for Sasquatch in the woods of Rhode Island. They should have checked some of the occupy tents in Kennedy Plaza!

2. Tim Tebow's overtime win last night proves one thing. Even God hates the Pittsburgh Steelers.

3. Chaz Bono says he is hoping to a buy a penis for attachment surgery soon. He was recently spotted shopping at Dick's Sporting Goods.

4. Jay-Z and Beyonce have named their new baby girl 'Blue Ivy'. It was nice of them to pick out her stripper name for her.

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