2. Happy 90th Birthday to Betty White. She's finally old enough to date Ashton Kutcher.
3. Another boring GOP Debate last night. Maybe they should spice up the next one by letting Ricky Gervais host.
4. Chaz Bono is ready to start dating for the first time as a man. Boy, women are going to have a big surprise when they find out he has a 'who-who' instead of a 'ha-ha', in his pants!