1. In true Santorum style, all the other candidates were behind him taking up the rear in Colorado, Minnesota, and Missouri.

2. Snooki admitted in a recent interview that she is bi-sexual. So it is true. She will bang anybody!

3. Louis Vuitton has come out with a designer condom that costs $68, which is $48 more than the hooker I plan to use it with.

4. Ricky Williams has announced he is retiring from the NFL. He'll be spending less time on the grass and more time smoking it.

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