(yes same joke I used about the Grammy's. I'm recycling!)
2. Due to difficult track conditions and a crash, Danica Patrick managed to finish 38th in the Daytona 500. But we all know it's because she dropped her lipstick.
3. The Octo-mom had her license suspended for not paying a ticket for driving the wrong way on a one-way street. But in her defense, it is not easy turning that family bus around.
4. Bill Nye the Science Guy is suing his ex-girlfriend for almost $50,000. If this guy can get laid, there is hope for all of us!