1. Christopher Plummer, Meryl Streep, Billy Crystal, I don't know if I was watching the Oscar's or The Walking Dead on Sunday Night. 
(yes same joke I used about the Grammy's. I'm recycling!)

2. Due to difficult track conditions and a crash, Danica Patrick managed to finish 38th in the Daytona 500. But we all know it's because she dropped her lipstick.

3. The Octo-mom had her license suspended for not paying a ticket for driving the wrong way on a one-way street. But in her defense, it is not easy turning that family bus around.

4. Bill Nye the Science Guy is suing his ex-girlfriend for almost $50,000. If this guy can get laid, there is hope for all of us!

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