2. Mitt Romney was the big winner in Michigan and Arizona last night. His NASCAR team owner friends must be so proud.
3. Lindsay Lohan was on the Today Show saying she isn't sure how many days she has been sober. Which Lindsay language for, not sure how long its been she got caught.
4. Rumors say that Snooki may be pregnant. The first presidential candidate that says he'll prevent the rest of the Jersey Shore cast from breeding gets my vote!