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1. I'll bet when Snooki's baby comes out it will already have a spray tan and reek like cheap vodka.

2. Rumor has it that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver are getting back together. I'll bet she does her own housekeeping this time though.

3. Hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend should be good for Lindsay Lohan's sobriety. No one on that show has ever had problems with drugs or alcohol.

4. Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek announced his retirement yesterday. But he is hoping to find a job as a coach in the Red Sox organization and will still be available to punch Alex Rodriquez whenever needed.




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