2. It's 2 days after St. Patrick's Day and the Charles River is still green! And they didn't put green dye in it this year.
3. Gallagher is out of the hospital just days after suffering from a massive heart attack. But Mitch Hedberg, Bill Hicks, and Greg Giraldo are still dead!
4. Ashton Kutcher has signed up to be a passenger on Richard Branson's Virgin Galactic Space Flights. His quest to be the next warlock from Mars continues.