1. Enough with this NCAA Basketball already. My brackets have been out of the running since last Saturday!

2. Rosie O'Donnell's talk show has been cancelled after only 5 months. She's had longer runs at the all-you-can-eat buffet!

3. So the coroner says Whitney Houston died from drowning. What gave it away? The tub full of water she was found floating in?

4. If Rick Santorum is against porn, contraception, and homosexuality, then who the hell is voting for this guy?

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