1. Every time I put on TNT and Law and Order isn't on, I cry a little on the inside.

2. Geraldo Rivera says that wearing a hoodie makes you look suspicious. I find guys with mustaches like his a lot more creepy.

3. The Pope is in Mexico this week. Even his holiness loves Spring Break! Popes Gone Wild!!

4. Former Vice-President Dick Cheney had a heart transplant this week. Wait, doesn't that insinuate that he had a heart to begin with?

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