1. It's opening day for Major League Baseball and the one day of the season that Mets fans can enjoy being in first place.

2. The NFL has unveiled new team uniforms that are more aerodynamic. This should help Saints players collect those bounties a little quicker.

3. Rick Santorum thinks he can make a second half comeback in the Republican race against Mitt Romney. I think he plans to name Tim Tebow his running mate.

4. Levi Johnston has gotten his new girlfriend pregnant. Again, I have to ask Republicans to rethink this free contraception thing...

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