1. President Obama spent the day in Afghanistan with the troops. The only country Mitt Romney doesn't have money stashed in.

2. Levi Johnston and his girlfriend have announced the name of their new baby, Breeze Beretta. Man does that name blow!

3. Speaking of babies, Jessica Simpson gave birth to a healthy baby girl. And all this time I just thought she was fat!

4. The Octomom has agreed to do a masturbation web video to make money for her bills. If she had done more of that and less baby making she wouldn't have all these bills!

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