1. I need a cool nickname like Rob Levine.

2. Mark Zuckerberg visited the Sistine Chapel with his new bride on their honeymoon. When he was finished he bought it for a billion dollars.

3. Did you hear about the new Miami Beach Diet? Take some LSD and eat someone's face off!

4. Levi Johnston says he is broke. Looks like he'll be trying to knock-up another politician's daughter. Look out Bush Twins!

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