2. Tiger Woods had a 2-stroke victory at the Memorial Tournament. Later he celebrated with some strippers who also gave him a 2-stroke victory!
3. Maybe I was confused from switching back and forth between the Celtics and the Miss USA Pageant, but I'm pretty sure the refs called a flagrant foul on Miss Nebraska.
4. Miss Rhode Island won the title of Miss USA last night. She says she plans to use her title to help bring world-wide awareness to the deliciousness of Del's Lemonade.