2. Anderson Cooper admitted publicly today that he is in fact gay. In other news, Rosie O'donnell has admitted publicly that she is fat.
3. Alec Baldwin secretly married his girlfriend over the weekend. Things got a little tense when he accidentally punched the wedding photograph out of habit.
4. I'll bet the real reason Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise is because she found out he was getting massages from John Travolta's masseur.