1. I showed up late and missed the Tall Ships this weekend. So I had to get drunk and settle for a fat one.

2. The Boston Red Sox have just signed Robinson Cano's father. They can use a pitcher who doesn't give up homeruns to Yankees.

3. British pop star Adele is pregnant and due sometime in September. I can't wait to hear her breathy ballads about going through labor.

4. Justin Bieber was pulled over for speeding in Los Angeles. In his defense he couldn't see the speed limit signs over the dashboard.

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