2. Gulf Coast residents have been stocking up on food all week in anticipation of his arrival. No not Hurricane Issac, governor Chris Christie!
3. Penn State will no longer play "Sweet Caroline" at their football games because of the lyrics "Touching me, touching you". Instead they will be playing R. Kelly's greatest hits.
4. Josh Beckett gave up a homerun on his second pitch as a starter for the Dodgers. I guess the chicken and beer is just as good in Los Angeles.