1. Seriously, what were the odds that Christopher Columbus would discover America ON Columbus Day?!

2. I swear, if a girl named Molly ends up winning this Rhode Show contest, I'm going to lose it!!!

3. Joran Van Der Sloot has reportedly gotten a woman pregnant while in prison. This guy's ability to get laid is unbelievable!

4. It's bad enough that Oscar the Grouch has been homeless all these years, but now Mitt Romney wants to make him jobless too!

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