2. There's a new cell phone app that will measure your penis and recommend the right condom to wear. Forget that. I have a hard enough time getting the phone charger to plug into that little hole.
3. The U.S. military has decided to allow women take on combat roles now. It will probably only be every 4 weeks though.
4. Rumors are going around that Angelina Jolie is pregnant. Brad Pitt is going to be so pissed at me when he finds out!