2. Kelly Osbourne was also admitted to the hospital this week after having a seizure. When her father, Ozzy, was reached for comment, doctors admitted him for a seizure too.
3. Computer hackers have stolen Michelle Obama's banking records and credit card information. I think Barack just found the first target for his new drones!
4. A judge in New York City has thrown out the mayor's ban on large sized soda. Charlies Sheen celebrated the victory by purchasing 20 ounces of Coke.