2. The woman who sang 'I Touch Myself' died at age 53. I was told it would only make me go blind!
3. The kids who live above me have been running around since 8:00 this morning! Doesn't anyone crate train anymore?
4. Reese Witherspoon was arrested over the weekend for 'Disorderly Conduct'. That sounds like the name of her next shitty movie.