1. In honor of Earth Day today, I will be re-using all of my old condoms! Balloon animals for everyone!!
2. The woman who sang 'I Touch Myself' died at age 53. I was told it would only make me go blind!
3. The kids who live above me have been running around since 8:00 this morning! Doesn't anyone crate train anymore?
4. Reese Witherspoon was arrested over the weekend for 'Disorderly Conduct'. That sounds like the name of her next shitty movie.
2. The woman who sang 'I Touch Myself' died at age 53. I was told it would only make me go blind!
3. The kids who live above me have been running around since 8:00 this morning! Doesn't anyone crate train anymore?
4. Reese Witherspoon was arrested over the weekend for 'Disorderly Conduct'. That sounds like the name of her next shitty movie.