1. How come when a Muslim murders people he's a terrorist, but when a non-Muslim does it he's a madman?

2. McDonald's is creating healthier Happy Meals by including apple slices. I hope they taste like french fries when you dip them in ketchup.

3. To save money, the post office is closing branches and making cut-backs. I hear they're going back to ponies soon.

4. Does anyone ever use the 'FAN' setting on their air conditioner?

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