1. I hate Thursday mornings. Its always the day I find out I didn't win Powerball from the night before. - Still broke.

2. The Situation from Jersey Shore is being paid 6 figures to endorse a line of prom tuxedos. Can he even spell tuxedo?

3. Former NFL player and actor Bubba Smith, a.k.a. 'Hightower' passed away yesterday. Police Academy 12 just won't be the same with out him.

4. A-Rod is being investigated for playing in illegal poker games. Word is he lost thousands of dollars yelling 'Go Fish' every time it was his turn.

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