1. President Obama says 'change' is coming to America. You mean like the loose change now in my 401k?

2. A woman is attempting to be the oldest female to swim from Cuba to Florida. Why doesn't she just float over on an inner tube like all the immigrants?

3. Kate Gosselin says she has trouble finding dates. Her personal ad stating 'must like kids' is a bit of an understatement if you ask me.

4. One of Tiger Woods' mistresses was arrested for drunk driving. I guess they're both having trouble with their drives!

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