2. Sesame Street says Bert & Ernie are not gay, they are just friends who live together. Surrrre. And Grover isn't on speed.
3. KISS lead singer Paul Stanley has become a father again at age 59. He knew the baby was his when she came out of the womb in full black and white face paint.
4. President Obama left a 35% tip at a restaurant yesterday. Glad to see this whole debt ceiling thing is working out well for him.
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