1. Yesterday's east coast earthquake caused a crack to form on the side of the Washington Monument. In response the Liberty Bell said "Hey! That's my bit!"

2. Facebook has announced new security changes today. The will now be listing your blood type, ATM numbers, and favorite childhood stuffed animal on your profiles.

3. People wonder if Anderson Cooper will admit to being gay on his new TV talk show. I think naming the show 'Anderson Cooper Duper' pretty much says it all.

4. Autopsy reports say there were no drugs found in Amy Winehouse's body. Sure, there were no bullet's found in Biggie Smalls autopsy either.

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