2. Google has been fine $500 million for advertising violations. Now when you google 'U.S. Government' the only results are 'You Suck!'
3. Hurricane Irene is expected to be Category 3 when it arrives. Big Deal. My bathroom is Category 3 anytime I eat Burger King.
4. Libyans have offered a $2 million reward for the capture of ousted leader Muammar Qaddafi. Dog The Bounty just got a boner!!!