2. Mark Wahlberg is opening a burger joint with his brothers called Wahlburgers. You can order them with Kevin Bacon and a side of Jerry Rice!
3. Justin Beiber is recording a Christmas album for release this holiday season. I can't think of a better reason to convert to Judaism.
4. China has banned the download of songs by Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Katy Perry, and Backstreet Boys. They may be on to something here!