2. Alaska suffered a magniturde 7.1 earthquake yesterday. Sorry, Sarah Palin did not fall into the cracks.
3. Lindsay Lohan had lyrics from a Billy Joel song tattooed on her side. She already has the Miranda Rights tattooed on her arm, so she can read along with the police.
4. Simon Cowell says when he died he wants his body to be frozen cryogenically. Looks like we can look forward to Universe Idol in the future.