1. Glenn Beck says African Americans should be called 'blacks' or 'colored'. And instead of calling him 'mentally challenged', we should call him 'idiot'.

2. The tree Tiger Woods famously hit in his Escalade  has been torn down. He should turn it into golf clubs since it's the last thing he's hit straight since.

3. Sarah Palin finished 2nd place in a marathon in Iowa. At least she finally finished something she started.

4. Domino's has announced they want to build a pizza store on the moon. That 30 minutes or less delivery guarantee is going to be quite a challenge!

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