1. Costco is now selling designer wedding dresses. With the rate of divorce and remarriage these days, it makes sense to buy in bulk.

2. Comedians were praised for their performance at the Roast of Charlie Sheen last night. Since when do we praise people for shooting fish in a barrel?

3. I enjoyed the premiere of Two And A Half Men with Ashton Kutcher last night, the same way as all the other episodes - by not watching!

4. The military policy of Don't Ask Don't Tell officially ended today. Finally G.I. Joe can openly admit to his love for Ken. Barbie is going to be pissed!

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