1. Legendary singer, Pat Boone, says he thinks President Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think I speak for everyone when I say, 'Pat Boone is still alive?'

2. Iranian leader Mahmound Ahmadinejad told the U.N. he believes the 9/11 attacks were a government conspiracy. And he's not crazy at all. So it must be true.

3. The 2 hikers imprisoned in Iran are now free and home with their families. Just in time to start planning their hang-gliding trip to North Korea.

4. NASA says there is a 1 in 3200 chance that the falling space junk will hit a person on Earth. Please let it be Michelle Bachmann...... please let it be Michelle Bachman.... please let it be....

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