1. After 33 years on 60 Minutes, Andy Rooney is retiring. I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Andy Rooney is still alive?"

2. A woman in NYC was outraged when she received her Starbucks coffee and found the word 'Bitch' written on it. At least they finally got someone's order right.

3. Republicans are hoping Chris Christie will jump into the 2012 presidential race. Careful, the last time he jumped into something the east coast suffered a 5.8 magnitude earthquake!

4. Chaz Bono survived another cut on Dancing With The Stars. That brings his total to three is you count the sex change operation.

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