2. Tom Brady cut off his long hair yesterday. Maybe he'll have an easier time seeing which team he's throwing the ball to this weekend!
3. Drivers licenses, in-state college tuition; whatever happened to good old fashioned deportation of illegal immigrants?
4. You know that feeling you get when someone accidentally kicks you in the balls, but they don't really get your balls, they just sort of graze them, but it's enough to give you that painful cramp feeling deep down inside your gut? That's how the Red Sox made me feel last night!