1. Holly Madison has taken out a 1 million dollar insurance policy on her breasts. Unfortunately it was hurricane insurance.

2. Kobe Bryant will be going to Italy to play professional basketball this year. I think that's the least we can do for that country after sending the Jersey Shore cast there.

3. Rumor has it that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher may be heading for divorce. He was getting a little too old for her anyway.

4. I understand why the Boston Red Sox are firing manager Terry Francona, but I'm not sure replacing him with Ashton Kutcher is going to work out...

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