1. The Angry Birds on my iPhone seem sad today.

2. Sarah Palin has announced she will be Chris Christie's running mate, not running for president.

3. Amanda Knox revealed to the media that her prison stay in Italy was very unpleasant. But that her three meals a day did come with unlimited salad and bread sticks.

4. Ashton Kutcher has been seen cavorting with young women at strip clubs, hotels, and hot tubs. Boy he's really taking this replacing Charlie Sheen thing seriously. 

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