1. A pizza chain owner is the lead Republican candidate for president? I think Mayor McCheese should run. At least he has political experience.

2. A woman, lost in a corn maze with her kids, had to call 9-1-1 in order to get out. She is also suing a man who hit her on the bumper cars.

3. Red Sox outfielder Jacoby Ellsbury won the Comeback Player of the Year Award. Red Sox pitcher John Lackey also won  the Don't Comeback Player of the Yea Award - again.

4. Whitney Houston was almost kicked of a plane for not fastening her seatbelt. Ironically, the other passengers all unfastened their seatbelts and jumped off the plane when they found out the in-flight movie was 'The Bodyguard'.

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